Theme-song: (When you see some ghosts do-do-do committing crimes do-do-do and technically, all ghosts are committing the crime of trespassing do-do-do because they don’t have any sort of identification do-do-do the very nature of ghosts do-do-do goes against the very nature of law do-do-do they are documented as being officially dead do-do-do therefore, according to the Constitution of the State of Wyoming do-do-do they do not exist do-do-do and haunting do-do-do legally speaking, is harassment do-do-do So, someone needs to put their asses in jail do-do-do but, when human cops try to put handcuffs on them do-do-do the handcuffs just fall to the floor do-do-do and human cops have never been ghosts do-do-do so they have a tough time relating to them do-do-do they don’t understand their motives, what drives them do-do-do like, when a detective has to catch a killer, the detective has to put themselves into the mind of the killer do-do-do human cops can’t understand the whirlwind of emotions that surely must come with the realization that your physical form has died, and yet, your spirit remains in the physical world. Have you been cast out of the spirit realm? Is there even such a thing? Have you been put back on this earth for any particular purpose? In the grand scheme of things, is there even a difference between life and death if both can co-exist in the same place at the same time? Essentially, “Why am I here?… Again?” do-do-do You can ponder the after-life all you want from behind bars, you spooky bastard do-do-do ghosts are bad ’cause death is bad do-do-do ghosts are bad, except ghost cops ghost c-c-cops ghost cops ghost c-c-cops they can relate to ghosts, because they’ve been there ghost c-c-cops they don’t think ghosts are spooky, it’s just part of their everyday lives ghost c-c-cops they only use un-deadly force as a last resort ghost c-c-cops They’ll file an injunction so fast, it’ll make your fucking head spin ghost cops ghost-ghost cops)
"Is that him right there?" said one ghost cop to the other. "Yep, blue ghost shirt and black ghost jeans, it’s him" said his partner. The two ghosts pull up and get out of the ghost car. "Hey, you" said one of the ghost cops. The ghost suspect begins to flee on foot. There is a short foot pursuit. The ghost cops bring the ghost suspect to the ground. "Give me your other hand" said the ghost cop as he proceeded to ghost-handcuff the suspect. "Why’d you run from us, man?" said his partner. "I didn’t know you were ghost cops, man. I didn’t do nothing, man" said the ghost perp. "I’m going to search you, do you have any ghost needles or ghost knives that are going to poke me?" asked the ghost cop. "I don’t know, man. These aren’t my pants." said the ghost perp. The ghost cop proceeds to search the individual. He pulls a small bag out of his pocket. He shows it to his partner. "Ghost crack." says his partner. "You’re under arrest." says the ghost cop. "C’mon, man!" the ghost perp said.